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skoog
02-07-2003, 07:51 AM
got this off TW

Marine gunfight rules
With U.S. military forces ready for war with Iraq, troops around the nation are preparing to ship out for the Middle East. The Marines have taken a lighter look at some rules of ground combat, and we obtained a copy of them.

Among the 24 rules are such gems as, No. 1: "Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns," and, No. 2, "Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive."

Rule No. 7 is: "In 10 years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived." And No. 8: "If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading and running."

Rule No. 10 addresses a worst-case scenario: "Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty." And No. 11: "Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose."

As for prisoners, the rule is: Be careful. No 18: "Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them)."

And advice for warriors in combat, Nos. 21 and 22: "Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one."

In a dig at other services, the Marines offer this: "U.S. Navy rules: 1. Adopt an aggressive offshore posture. 2. Send the Marines. 3. Drink Coffee."

Army rules: "Show up after fight to provide security and help hand out food to all of the displaced civilians."

Air Force rules: "Watch this all on cable in a BOQ [Bachelor Officers´ Quarters] while drinking a beer."



it was a link to this

here is the original

http://www.gertzfile.com/gertzfile/InsidetheRing.html

Spinning Hat
02-07-2003, 11:16 AM
:lol:

Splidz
02-07-2003, 01:36 PM
Frankly, I think this just goes to further reveal the callous disregard for human life that is the hallmark of the American military.







Just kidding. :D That's pretty funny, actually. It surprised me though, I guess because most of my impression of life as a Marine comes from Full Metal Jacket. ;)

DaRB
02-07-2003, 01:45 PM
:lol:

Vito
02-07-2003, 03:10 PM
I like my politicians to worry about human life. I like my Marines to kill people and let someone else worry about the aftermath.

Freebird
02-07-2003, 04:38 PM
Enough.

Let's keep our sniping on our own boards, not here. We're still only guests here guys.

Vito
02-07-2003, 04:41 PM
Relax Dad. We're perfectly capable of policing our own behavior.

Freebird
02-07-2003, 04:44 PM
I just want to make sure that our dirty laundry is aired out in the proper place. :D

Stigma
02-09-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Vito[TKB]
Relax Dad. We're perfectly capable of policing our own behavior.

we sure as **** are not

;P

Spinning Hat
02-09-2003, 07:04 PM
TkB members are not guests here. You guys are as every bit a part of this as I am. Besides, this isn't anything I wouldn't start myself. ;)

Vito
02-09-2003, 09:44 PM
Yeah Freebird thinks he needs to defend people from my political statements. He thinks conservatism is best kept to oneself.

.... Easy Freebird.... Easy....;)

PsychomanX
02-10-2003, 04:16 AM
oh crap are we gonna have to have a discussion forum here too..

All seems familiar.

Vito
02-10-2003, 05:47 AM
Hell no! I have a hard enough time beating back the liberals at home. I can't fight a war on two fronts damnit! Just think Switzerland! Just think Switzerland!

DaRB
02-10-2003, 07:53 AM
bwahahahahahahahahaah


:cry:


i think ur funny vito, regardless of what anyone else says. :D

Freebird
02-10-2003, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by Vito[TKB]
Hell no! I have a hard enough time beating back the liberals at home. I can't fight a war on two fronts damnit! Just think Switzerland! Just think Switzerland!

LOL! That's all I'm sayin' Vito.

ATF=Switzerland

Now, where are my skis?

:rant: