DaRB's Rant Thread, aka, ALPHABET THREAD!@!!

[DaRB]

A long time favorite of mine, and some others. lets do this.

[the46]

Bah, I hate these things... Darb = loser

[Spinning Hat]

Chico! Yo Qiero Taco Bell!

[DaRB]

DaRB=GOD. remember that. thx.

[Freebird]

Eeaugh! You started one of these ****** threads?

[DaRB]

fo shizzy my nizzy. (( it was YOUR idea...))

[SmackDab]

Like DaRB, if I could be like DaRB
I'd run up a tree, try not to skin my knee
My head's in the sky, cause I'm over 6 foot high
Like DaRB, if I could be like DaRB


There ya go bud, a little tune to brighten your day!

http://DaRB.youaremyfriend.com

[Spinning Hat]

God damnit! You missed the freaking G!

[DaRB]

gosh smack, thats ******* cool :D


btw, thx fer the mod'd sig, thats coo :D

[Freebird]

How can we do an alphabet thread if we cannot swear?

[DaRB]

its called an imagination, fecking as5 master!

[Spinning Hat]

Just because you have no imagination, doesn't mean we won't smack talk you. :P

[skoog]

kill darb... he never should have sarted this.

[Spinning Hat]

let pigeons sh*t on his head! :lol:

[Dinkus McGee]

god, i love cheese.

[DaRB]

mcgee, u tard, M was next!@

[Spinning Hat]

nobody really knows how thw alphabet works, especially the order of the letters.

[DaRB]

ooops, poo, oh well, we'll just lauf at the morons who fuk it up then.

[Freebird]

Please darb, you just started this thread to boost your post count.

[Spinning Hat]

Queen Darb: Starts a thread to boost post count and fails miserably: Film at 10.

[DaRB]

really guys, serioulsy, i started this, cuz, well, thats what i do, and boosting my own post count w/o boostin yours wooul dbe the ideal goal, and since im not doing that, i dont care.


plus, bird, i think it was you who said, "qualitly, not quantity"


fu all, im frdrunk.


:p

[JC]

SpinningHat, you retard, if you had actually seen "Kentucky Fried Movie" you'd know it was "Film at 11" :p

[DaRB]

To drink more, or not to drink more, that is the question i see b4 me...

[Spinning Hat]

Usually, I would say Film at 11, but I live in MN, and the news is on at 10. :P

[Freebird]

Very true. Although the Kentucky Fried Movie was a hoot!

[Spinning Hat]

What the hell is the Kentucky Fried movie?

[DaRB]

xactly what i was wondering...

[Walks on Clouds]

Yes, please satisfy our curiosity on this subject.

[Spinning Hat]

Zippity-Do-dah! Z is too damn hard to find a good word for...

[Vito]

Ah ****! I wish there was some way to block this stupid topic! I waste a click checking to see if there is something new in the General Forum.

[Spinning Hat]

Bah! I know you LOVE it so much!

[DaRB]

certainly he does, otherwise i would have gotten a response like " you stoopid liberals always do crap like this".....

[the46]

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb -- that's what this thread is!!!!

[DaRB]

easily not so, seeming as how u keep posting here...

[Spinning Hat]

Farking right! Anyone who continues to perpetuate the thing that they hate is something of a psychopath, IMO. :lol:

[DaRB]

give this man a beer!

[Spinning Hat]

How can anyone not apprecitae free beer? Mmm... Beer.....

Ya know, after the second time around, it gets a little more difficult to find original words.... :lol:

[DaRB]

in the tkb forums, what we did each time around was to start at two words, so youd have

A Asswipe is what stigma is.


for an example

then, it'd go ab, ac, ad, etc. then ba, bb, bc, etc. so, we can do that at the end of this round

[Spinning Hat]

Jesus Christ.... Talk about screwy. ;)

[DaRB]

keep ur opinion to urself fooker!!

;)

[Spinning Hat]

Learn to live with my opinions or die. :lol:

[Freebird]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[Freebird]

No one will get my subtle quote. :rofl:

[Spinning Hat]

OMG.. Why would you know what your cat's breath smells like?

[DaRB]

people like the bird are....."open" to new things....

[Spinning Hat]

Questioning your motives comes easily, but I don't think I could handle the truth on this issue... :x

[DaRB]

under the circumstances, im inclined to agree w/ u.

[Freebird]

Read your own rules darb.

[Freebird]

So what ****** up alphabet does "u" follow "q"?

[Freebird]

To clear up my earlier post, the "cat's breath" quote comes from an episode of the Simpsons.

[DaRB]

uhhhh, go fuk urself :p

[DaRB]

very nicely done darb. thx.

[DaRB]

why does it say bird posted last?

[Spinning Hat]

X-ray vision is something I wish I had.

[DaRB]

Y?

[Spinning Hat]

Zo I can see .... things.

[DaRB]

After All that, we start again

[Spinning Hat]

A Bit more of this, and I think we're all going to go insane....

[DaRB]

a case of insomnia is what i have :(

[Freebird]

...and Darb still doesn't realize he put a "u" after a "q". :D :D

[Spinning Hat]

An Elephant may never forget, but a darb seldom notices and never remembers.

[DaRB]

and freebird still doesnt realize that i realized it, and didnt care

[Spinning Hat]

A nice person would have at least acknowleged that he knew and didn't care than simply not replay at all, but then again, nobody ever said we were nice. :lol:

[DaRB]

a guy such as yourself should at least know the alphabet affter a post like that.

it goes, A F, A G

:D

[Spinning Hat]

A f*ucking mistake on my part... Son of a bitch.

[DaRB]

aren't horrible weeks bad, u did it again....

[Freebird]

Although I have made mistakes before, I think we should post an alphabet somewhere to correct these things before they happen. :D

[Spinning Hat]

A Jackass is me... I should really stop osting right after I wake up in the morning... :lol:

[DaRB]

a killer idea!

[Spinning Hat]

A little late to stop it now, really... It is a habit afterall....

[DaRB]

a man once said to me....


****. i forgot!!!!!!!

[Spinning Hat]

A nice man one once told me to shut the f*uck up, so I punched him in the face. :lol:

[DaRB]

an original idea, im certain.

[BlackRider]

Alphabet posting? This thread makes me think that I don't really want to stay here...

[DaRB]

ACK! Quiet you!

[Spinning Hat]

A Queerish Idea that DaRB had... I think it's a Colorado thing, but I'm not sure.... Bu sometimes, even the smartest peopl F*uck the alphabet up.

[BlackRider]

Although rather odd, it does make for some interesting conversation. :)

[Spinning Hat]

Also, Seemingly benign idea of test one's knowledge and ability in the english language to make something like this coprehensible.

[BlackRider]

and thoroughly entertaining

[DaRB]

an unusually good grasp of this concept, do u have.

[Spinning Hat]

A very noble pursuit, IMO.

[BlackRider]

actaully wondering why I joined in... :)

[jonnyb]

Ass-seckz0r Xcites darb a lot

[Spinning Hat]

Always You who brings up Man-Love.... :o

[DaRB]

about zero, is jb's ability to subdue his lub for man secks

[Freebird]

But all I want to know is what happens when you get to the end of the alphabet. :rofl:

[Walks on Clouds]

Be back in a decade, and you'll know. :)

[DaRB]

Be Clearer on that, will you?

[Freebird]

But darb, why????????

[Spinning Hat]

Because cleanliness is next to get the f*uck out of my way-ness.

[Walks on Clouds]

Being entirely out of ones mind can be frustrating sometimes, I know, but C is still not after D in the alphabet. :D

[Spinning Hat]

but f*uckin A man, English may be my first language, but It doesn't mean I know the damn alphabet.

[DaRB]

Beating Guys like u up is fun sh...

[Spinning Hat]

Bitch! How yould you like it if I kicked you in the nads?

[DaRB]

Being Insane is fun, makes it easier to kill niglets like u :D

[Spinning Hat]

Because Justifying it in front of a jury is MUCH easier while wallowing in your own feces, and you'll be able to live in a nice padded box long after I'm gone... :lol:


Ok... "nuf of that.. don't want to get my feeling hurt. :lol:

[BlackRider]

but killing just isn't enough is it? gotta try torment eternal... :)

[DaRB]

Biatcha, Llama, these are a few of the names i have for u :p

[Walks on Clouds]

But maiming small children would perhaps suffice to quench your thirst for inflicting pain and suffering?

[Spinning Hat]

because Never doing something to subside that anger and rage may lead you to do something you may regret, like gang fu*cking a guy or something...

[DaRB]

bloody orifices on the male body just isnt my thing.

[Walks on Clouds]

But parading around the living room in black lingerie, w/ pantyhose IS your thing though, right?

[SmackDab]

Originally posted by Walks on Clouds
But parading around the living room in black lingerie, w/ pantyhose IS your thing though, right?

What's wrong with that? Silk is so smooth...mmmmm touchy soft.

[DaRB]

BUTT QUEEF@!@@@!

u never post in order foo!

[SirDiesalot]

BRB

[Walks on Clouds]

Being rumbuctuous is fine with me, as long as you stay out of MY lingerie.

[SirDiesalot]

'bout screwing up the order... sorry. i like order.... unless it's my house.

[DaRB]

Buttered toast is good w/ breakfest.

[jonnyb]

But ugly bitches should die

[Spinning Hat]

Because VD is spread by ugly bitches!

[SirDiesalot]

beautiful women:

:hammy::monkey:
:idhitit:

[Spinning Hat]

Bangin' X-rated chicks since '96....

[SirDiesalot]

Beating Zealous homos si fun

[Walks on Clouds]

Bengt Ålander is a really famous Swedish artist, did you know? Did you also know that å is the letter following on z in the Swedish alphabet? (...xyzåäö)

[SirDiesalot]

Colorful And stylish swedish artists are fun to kill, thanks for the lead... but i still can't remember how to make that character... i don' tknow the number.

[DaRB]

Cloud's Basic understanding of english is still a bit off....

[Walks on Clouds]

Character Creation Guide part 27: the letter Å. Simply press the button to the right of the button 'p'. :) Now that wasn't so hard, was it?

[Spinning Hat]

Can't Do that on normal keyboards... It's some strange ASCII code, that is lost to all humanity for all time. :lol:

[Walks on Clouds]

"Can't" Ever is the only thing I hear from you... It's YOUR keyboards that are strange. :)

[DaRB]

cool Farking idea there mane, to bad we use normal keyboards over on this side of the ocean....

[SirDiesalot]

can good keyboards really come from sweden???

i made a list one day of the ASCII codes and how to get them from the alt + numb pad # combinations. but i'm not sure where it is right now... maybe i'll dig it up and post it.

[Walks on Clouds]

Could hardly say they do, not really. :( All Swedish keyboards are terrible when it comes to programming, for example. All the important keys like { [ ] } are accessed through some Alt Gr - combination, which sucks. Still, having the letters åäö on the keyboard sure simplifies things when writing Swedish. ;)

[DaRB]

can i say that i've been sucked into DAoC w/o getting flamed? doubtful....

[jonnyb]

can jonnyb beat darb's ass in >10 seconds? i think so!

[Freebird]

Can't kill this thread no matter what I try... *sigh*

[DaRB]

can little jb ever have a original thought in > 10 seconds, doubtful.

[SirDiesalot]

can malicious gamers get their symbols right? i think you mean <10seconds.. not >10

i could do incredible things in more than10 seconds. but less than? it'd be a pity to see.

[Walks on Clouds]

Currently not, I'm afraid, though it will be implementd in later versions.

[DaRB]

C, Orally speaking, jb cant do anything anyways, so it doesn't matter if i used the > or the < .... thx.

[Walks on Clouds]

Cuit Peeing on the keyboard, is all I say...

[SirDiesalot]

cooked Quail is supposed to be pretty tasty... just don't eat it at your computer if your keyboard is like that.... eww.

[Spinning Hat]

can retards ever unlearn abnormal behavior? I think not!

[SirDiesalot]

cannibalistic stoners are the key to foreign policy!

[Walks on Clouds]

Cutthroat Traders, when we're on the subject, can really piss you off, with their speak of foreign policy.

[SirDiesalot]

civillian urbanites are like lambs to the slaughter. (cept maybe the gangstaz). it's the country folk with the guns that will do the best job of holding their own imo.

[DaRB]

colored veins in fish is no good, if they are, throw it out.

[Walks on Clouds]

Coloured Xenomorphs are bad in general, throw them out if they try to cross the border.

[DaRB]

could you expound on that a little bit please?

[Walks on Clouds]

Certainly, Zarking excellent friend of mine! Never trust an alien.

[DaRB]

did anyone happen to see this thread:


http://boards.station.sony.com/ubb/planetside/Forum2/HTML/004060-2.html

[Spinning Hat]

Yeah, I did. Those little fuckers should be a major target for us in the future. I hated listening to that bastard on the PS roundtable, and it's just more reason to not like the guy. 3 Simple emails... And 2 pages of you stole this it's wrong, blah blah... fuck them. I'm glad it's over tho.

Feel free to steal the ATF site desing. ;) :lol:

[DaRB]

Dont Be a moron, follow the rules!!!

[Spinning Hat]

Screw the rules for that... It's not something I could have fit anyways.

[WhiteTrash]

DaRB complains way to much.

[Walks on Clouds]

Double Ds in the beginnin of a sentence are hard to make up, so I have to cheat on this one.

[WhiteTrash]

Dont Expect a great reply here.

[DaRB]

Dont Forget, I AM YOUR MASTER!@!!!

[WhiteTrash]

Dont Get ahead of yourself.

[AvengerX]

Don't hate me because I'm incredibly beautiful, and that I finally decided to post in this thread.

[the46]

Dumb Faggots live in Iraq

[SirDiesalot]

Don't Get cocky.... someone... somewhere... has the ability to lay the smack down on you with ease.

[WhiteTrash]

Originally posted by the46[TKB]
Dumb Faggots live in Iraq

Damn Idiot dont you know the alphabet.

[SirDiesalot]

damned hell bent illiterate bastiages.... H comes after G

but ur right... i didn't even notice.... so yeah... oops?

[DaRB]

Dont Joo just hate it when one moron comes in here and fux it up for everyone else.


where is trash to pick on 46?

[WhiteTrash]

Dont Know whats goin on any more, people keep screwing up and goin backwards.

[Spinning Hat]

Didn't leave enuf room to fit the long string of profanity I want to spew at the world....

[WhiteTrash]

Damn Man, it cant be that bad.

[SirDiesalot]

diseased nymphos are invading.... whatch your 6! yeah... it's THAT bad.

[Maz]

Don't open it!

[Spinning Hat]

Damn Ole canadadadadains... forget the order of the alphabet.. M N O, not M N T. :P

[WhiteTrash]

Darb, Please teach these people how to post on the alphabet thread.

[Maz]

:confused:

[DaRB]

every queer that messes up the order, obviously didnt read the thread...


maz, we already went thru the alphabet once, so now its like the first two words.


as in my post: E Q


so the next post should be E R

and so on, when we get to the end E Z it will then goto F A and so on....

[Maz]

I should of read the instruction first :) thanks

[SirDiesalot]

Dairy Queen has good ice cream and darb... we were on D ;) does that make you a queer? ;););) nothing implied as i have already messed it up more than once.

[WhiteTrash]

Darb Really got me lost there.

[DaRB]

darb sometimes makes mistakes too. :p

[Maz]

Don't Touch me there :eek:

[AvengerX]

Don't underestimate the power of the Avenger side.....

[Walks on Clouds]

Does Vanu technology ship pre-assembled or do you have to do that yourself?

[Maz]

Demolition Wagons

[Walks on Clouds]

Does X always fall upon me? It seems so.

[Maz]

Do You love planetside?

[SirDiesalot]

does zener breakdown come on this final? geeze i hope not, i didn't read that chapter

[Maz]

everyone awaits teh release of planetside

[SirDiesalot]

electronics botique... anyone know if this is an ok resource for an electonics tech like i will be soon? is it a radio shack rip off or what?

[Maz]

Electronique creams radio shack

[SirDiesalot]

electronica destructia en masse (or something)

[DaRB]

every eave of my apt complex still has two feet of snow on top of it, even after two days of sun...

[Spinning Hat]

Electonics fucking Boutique is a game store. Nothing even close to Radio Shack.

[Walks on Clouds]

Electronics Galore... :D

[Maz]

Electronic Hunter :confused:

[Walks on Clouds]

Electronics isn't everything, you know... ;)

[Maz]

Elf Jockey

[SirDiesalot]

Elf KILLA!

[Maz]

Elf lover :0

[Spinning Hat]

Elf Masturbation director.

[SirDiesalot]

Elvish Oral secks

[Spinning Hat]

Even Now you forget N before O. :lol:

[Maz]

Elf Probe

[SirDiesalot]

DAMMIT TO HELL

[DaRB]

Effective Queeer,

thats your new forum title.

[Maz]

I'm suprive no one said ever quest, the most popular EQ

Elf Raping

[jonnyb]

Every So often darb plays basketball with his mom

[Maz]

Elf Trashing

[Spinning Hat]

Everyone Understands that EverQuest blows major donkey balls. And I wonder if LSD has seen his new title yet? :lol:

[Maz]

Everyone vote yes for canadians

[DaRB]

Everyone would benefit from a VOCABULARY.


ps. i saw it...

:lol:

:rofl:

[Maz]

electric xylophone are great


my vocabulary is horrible

[Spinning Hat]

Even you Canadians should have a better English vocabulary! :lol:

[Walks on Clouds]

Elderly Zorakin citizens tend to go berserk in the middle of the night, flaying wildly about themselves n their pyjamas.

[Spinning Hat]

Forget An old Wives' tale, they rarely ever have any thread of truth to them!

[DaRB]

fucking be quiet asshat!

[Maz]

Freaking Canadians and there vocabulary

[DaRB]

French Deserve to die!!!

[Spinning Hat]

Fucking Eqestria Prick!

[DaRB]

For Fux sake, !

dont let muh thread die :(

[Spinning Hat]

Farthings gentlemen... the curreency of the future!

[Walks on Clouds]

Fully heartfelt is my joy over this thread's upcoming demise.

[DaRB]

Fully Inserting my foot in your ass, will make me happy.

[DaRB]

for justifications sake, i will keep this thread alive.

[Spinning Hat]

Furry Kittens die everytime you mastubate. :lol: We've got the Beta bug DarB. Word games take a backseat to beta... :D Mmmm Beta....