Splidz
03-07-2005, 08:30 AM
All you suckers who bitch and complain about getting ganked by the Horde, last night I went and got revenge for ya, and for myself. I swear I ganked upwards of 20 Horde, dying only twice in the process. I went to Desolace to take care of some quests. Now the thing about my Desolace quests, which is why I was there, is that most of the quests are green to me, with levels that show up as 33-38 or so. I was 38 at the time. Because of this level range, and because Desolace is more of a Horde territory than an Alliance territory, there are plenty of Horde running around, most of whom are a little bit lower than my level - 33s and 34s are common, as well as 35s up to 38s and 40s.
I started off by ganking about 6 or 7 Horde in a row, none of whom were higher in level than 36, with the lowest at about 33. I say "gank" to mean that I killed them in cold blood, not that I had the jump on them, although I did that too. I ganked people who were in the middle of fights, I ganked them when they had no health and no mana, I ganked them when they were at full health and standing there waiting for me.
Then I hooked up with a 35 Warrior, cuz he was doing some other quests. Man oh man, we were a ganking meatgrinder. This guy was just as motivated to kill Horde as me, and we had no mercy. After ganking a few more level 35s and 36s, we got attacked by a level 38 and a level 42, working together. Inside of 2 seconds the level 42 was seduced, and we pounded the crap out of the level 38. The seduce broke on the 42, who was a warrior or rogue I believe, we put some damage on him but he killed me...ta da I resurrected, we ganked his sorry ass.
Our quests saw us doing a lot of running back and forth across Desolace (the most god-awful ugly area in the game, at least that I've been to), so we were constantly running into Horde, who we defeated handily every single time, until we ran into a level 46 warrior. It was a pure gankfest. I even pulled off a couple of stealth ganks...at one point, the level 33 Rogue I had earlier ganked called in his higher level buddy. This higher level guy, about level 50, took off after my warrior friend, because we were split apart at that time. I headed right, and ganked the level 33 rogue over again. Yeah. Eat my gank, you little Horde biatch.
We were ganking like ganked mother-ganking gankers, yo. I ganked these gankholes until I couldn't gank no more. I ganked so hard my gank still hurt when I woke up this morning, no relief from this gank. GANKIN GANK GANK GANKER GANK! You be done GANKED, you hear me? GAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKKKED!
I started off by ganking about 6 or 7 Horde in a row, none of whom were higher in level than 36, with the lowest at about 33. I say "gank" to mean that I killed them in cold blood, not that I had the jump on them, although I did that too. I ganked people who were in the middle of fights, I ganked them when they had no health and no mana, I ganked them when they were at full health and standing there waiting for me.
Then I hooked up with a 35 Warrior, cuz he was doing some other quests. Man oh man, we were a ganking meatgrinder. This guy was just as motivated to kill Horde as me, and we had no mercy. After ganking a few more level 35s and 36s, we got attacked by a level 38 and a level 42, working together. Inside of 2 seconds the level 42 was seduced, and we pounded the crap out of the level 38. The seduce broke on the 42, who was a warrior or rogue I believe, we put some damage on him but he killed me...ta da I resurrected, we ganked his sorry ass.
Our quests saw us doing a lot of running back and forth across Desolace (the most god-awful ugly area in the game, at least that I've been to), so we were constantly running into Horde, who we defeated handily every single time, until we ran into a level 46 warrior. It was a pure gankfest. I even pulled off a couple of stealth ganks...at one point, the level 33 Rogue I had earlier ganked called in his higher level buddy. This higher level guy, about level 50, took off after my warrior friend, because we were split apart at that time. I headed right, and ganked the level 33 rogue over again. Yeah. Eat my gank, you little Horde biatch.
We were ganking like ganked mother-ganking gankers, yo. I ganked these gankholes until I couldn't gank no more. I ganked so hard my gank still hurt when I woke up this morning, no relief from this gank. GANKIN GANK GANK GANKER GANK! You be done GANKED, you hear me? GAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKKKED!