Not playing.

[AvengerX]

Well guys, after waiting all this time, I'm tired of not being picked for the beta and most definately tired of waiting for this game to come out. I've decided not to play Planetside. I'm just too frustrated with all the crap the Dev team has put out and most especially with Dave G. I'm probably going to try to pick up SW:G instead, it may take awhile to come out as well, but at least the Dev's don't lie about release dates and crap. GL guys.

[Maz]

GL with SWG, but both games are set to release in May

[SmackDab]

Awe fuck it, me too, I don't care anymore about playing online games. I think I'll look into my secret dreams of gardening instead. Much more fun to go outside then sit in a chair all day long.

I'm with you Venger, down with Dave G. Hello real world...

[SirDiesalot]

oh yeah, me too. i think i'll read a book then play with my model cars. maybe i'll take up knitting.

[Ghryphen]

April 1, I wont believe it till April 2 :p

[Freebird]

Doesn't matter. Game is cancelled anyway. Check it.

http://planetside.station.sony.com/ (http://www.spiderslair.com)

[Walks on Clouds]

Now, that's a good one! :lol: Must've caused an uproar on the official forums...

[TimberWolf]

Hmm, ok everyone is jumping ship, the game is gone, cats and dogs are getting along, someones car was wrapped in toiletpaper at school, IRS refound check arrived, and girls asking me out. This has to mean todays April fools cause none of that every happens at any other time, especily the last one.

/me walks to his Reaver and sees legs sticking out of one of the engine intakes, a puddle of blood and mush under the exaust. :eek:

Not again, thats the third time today someone has tried to plug my engines up with an enemy body. I can't afford to clean the engines this often.

[Ashaman]

You guys knew that there was an "Exit Ritual" for members leaving ATF, right?

It involves hamsters, Ex-Lax, leather straps, and Saran Wrap. Several members will be visiting your homes shortly.

[TimberWolf]

Um, Ash. Thats not our "Exit Ritual", thats Dru's. Ours involves leaches, hot wax, three drag queens, bag of moss, and a ride in a VW to the middle of no where were they are left behind with nothing, not even the clothes on their back.

[jonnyb]

lmao, the day smackz0r leaves blowing the fuck outta people for garden is.. well.....just *sniff* not funny!!!!

[Malthus]

TW...How many times do I have to tell you not to share the secret ritual to becoming -LoS-? ;)

[TimberWolf]

Oh, sorry. I guess I am getting things mixed up as I get closer to my birthday.

If thats how you get into LoS, then the "Exit Ritual" is this:

You must sit in the hole in the outhouse for one week wail every one here eats beans and greasy foods. Wail you are down there you are expected to sort the materials that you find into their own piles, such as paper, plastic, metal, poison, bread, meat, Asian, Mexican and so on. If you find any money, or any form of currency, you must pay each of the ATF members 20 times the amount you find. Once the week is over, then you must chop down a line of trees with a hairring and water the ATF lawn with a thimbol, a good two to three inches of water per square foot for a lawn about 8 square kilometers. After that then you get to fill out about two thousand pages to confirm that you are leaving then once that has been processed and confirmed you must fill out a one million page form that makes it perminant and gives us the rights to all of your belongings.

I think thats right. :D Have a nice day.

[AvengerX]

Ehhh....wtf :confused:

[Spinning Hat]

TW gets a little long winded sometimes... but in short- Once you're in, you can never leave. :lol:

[TimberWolf]

You CAN leave, but you would live longer if you just stayed and be our slave..., oh, I mean member. :)

[AvengerX]

:urinal:

[Spinning Hat]

You're not a re-re, you're a DARDAR!

[Freebird]

I don't get it. :hmm:

[AvengerX]

Same....and my thread got hijacked :(

[TimberWolf]

I think someones cheese is slipping off their crakker.

[AvengerX]

Too late, I already ate the $#^#$(@^ cheese! :devil:

[Freebird]

Mmmmmmmmmmm....cheese.

Mmmmmmmmmmm....beer.

:hijacked:

[SirDiesalot]

mmmmmm mountain dew

[AvengerX]

No, definately beer > Mt Dew