doing the nasty in Planetside

[Splidz]

This was posted up on the Planetside forum by a guy named Re1d:

What style does YOUR empire favour?

Terran Rebuplic: Missionary position, just like we've always done it. It may not be earth shattering but we can do it lots in a small space of time.

New Conglomorate: Rules? What rules? Free massive love-ins for all!

Vanu Sovereignty: We like expending lots of energy. We want it high-tech. If it doesn't have flashing lights and a choice of 4 speed settings, we're not interested.

[Spinning Hat]

ROFL

[Freebird]

If you think about it, Vanu is just a bunch of high-tech Tim Allen clones....

Arrr-arrrrrr.....MORE POWER!!

That is pretty funny though.

[Blackfire]

DAMMIT! If I've sold my soul to get alien technology and implants and ****, I full well intend to be able to break out some tentacles when I'm bone dancin'!

[Jester]

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