Laffy Taffy Jokes
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients. :lol: |
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How do small children travel?
In mini vans. :lol: What has hands, but cannot clap? Clocks. :lol: |
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Who is a healer but does not heal?
Cannonball. |
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Where do two bunnies go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon. :lol: Why did the orange use suntan oil? Because he started to peel. :lol: |
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What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?
A cauliflower. :lol: What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse. :lol: |
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"Hey Billy, whatcha doin'?"
Rakin' corn... "Corn? Where'd you get that?" The last joke... |
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Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Beacsue he couldn't lift his trunk. :lol: How do sheep get clean? They take a baa-aa-aa-th. :lol: |
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How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.
what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum. What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog What did the art dealer say when a man asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you. what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore What falls down but never gets hurt? -- snow |
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What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
I'm the wiener! :lol: Why did the spider log on to the computer? He wanted to go to his web-site. :lol: |
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What is green and pecks on a tree?
Woody wood pickle. :lol: What makes music on your head? A head band. :lol: |
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Did you get the costco size Laffy Taffy? :D
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Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
On honor rolls. :lol: What is a cat's favorite thing to read? A catalog. :lol: |
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