Never underestimate the female's capacity for evil. Remember, if you take a guy's lunch in high school, he'll probably take a swing at you...then you'll fight and tussle and the next week you guys are going out drinking together (at least that's how I vaguely recall high school working....
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A woman who had another woman steal their lunch happen to her will become your best friend, stay by your side all the way through college, help you find a new job, introduce you to your husband and watch your kids...then one day the girl comes home to find her best friend sleeping with her husband, the kids sold into slavery in China and the house on fire. The only reasoning offered will be "Shouldn't have taken my cookies, bitch"
And therein is the difference between men and women...women are simply too immature to resolve matters quickly and cleanly.
****Most of the above post is fictional...most of it...****
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