ROFL @ Stang.
I've been learning those "hints" and stuff. There are a few looks that seem to be universal to all women.
I'll admit to selective listening too.
Oh and can't forget the selective memory, selective thinking-before-speaking, and my ability to open-mouth-insert-foot-till-you-gag.
Glad I'm not married!
You have to admit that other than the whole homo-sex thing (which I'm not into), being gay would not be bad:
*Two guys watching a game...*
"Hey, it's half-time. Wanna have sex?"
"Yep."
*Five minutes later...*
"That was good. I'm getting a beer. Want one?"
"Sure."