10-21-2008, 10:50 AM | #1 |
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Laffy Taffy Jokes
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients.
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10-21-2008, 11:18 AM | #2 |
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How do small children travel?
In mini vans. What has hands, but cannot clap? Clocks. Last edited by CannonBall; 10-24-2008 at 07:25 AM. |
10-21-2008, 11:29 AM | #3 |
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Who is a healer but does not heal?
Cannonball. |
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10-21-2008, 04:26 PM | #4 |
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10-22-2008, 06:53 AM | #5 |
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Where do two bunnies go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon. Why did the orange use suntan oil? Because he started to peel. Last edited by CannonBall; 10-24-2008 at 07:25 AM. |
10-22-2008, 10:06 AM | #6 |
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What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?
A cauliflower. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse. Last edited by CannonBall; 10-24-2008 at 07:25 AM. |
10-22-2008, 10:19 AM | #7 |
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"Hey Billy, whatcha doin'?"
Rakin' corn... "Corn? Where'd you get that?" The last joke... |
10-23-2008, 06:51 AM | #8 |
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Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Beacsue he couldn't lift his trunk. How do sheep get clean? They take a baa-aa-aa-th. Last edited by CannonBall; 10-24-2008 at 07:26 AM. |
10-23-2008, 08:05 AM | #9 |
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How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.
what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum. What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog What did the art dealer say when a man asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you. what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore What falls down but never gets hurt? -- snow |
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10-24-2008, 07:24 AM | #10 |
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What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
I'm the wiener! Why did the spider log on to the computer? He wanted to go to his web-site. |
10-24-2008, 10:39 AM | #11 |
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What is green and pecks on a tree?
Woody wood pickle. What makes music on your head? A head band. |
10-24-2008, 05:17 PM | #12 |
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Did you get the costco size Laffy Taffy?
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10-27-2008, 10:11 AM | #13 |
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Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
On honor rolls. What is a cat's favorite thing to read? A catalog. |
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