A Message To All

[Codsworth]

Dear Anybody,

If you would like to kidnap me, then please go right ahead. I can vacuum and I have a dog that's awsome. I can't do backflips yet, but that dosn't mean I wont be able to in the future.

I get off work around 3:30. You could do it then or when I take out the trash on Saturday mornings, around eight o'clock. But I go right back to bed after I take out the trash--so you probably won't see me outside till later in the afternoon. Sometimes my dog and I wrestle outside on the front lawn, but we don't have a set time for that kind of stuff. You could just wait across the street in a van or black Cadillac and strike whenever. Or, you could send me a signal, maybe a note taped to the dog, that tells me where and when and then I'll make sure to be there and go limp when you start chasing me. Is that cool?

Hope to be hearing from you,
your future roommate,

Codsworth