Since all football things are competitions...

[Stoke]

Cheat once.... you'll cheat again.

[SilverTalon]

Originally Posted by Stoke

Cheat once.... you'll cheat again.

Women say this to me so often...it must be true!

[Stoke]

Originally Posted by Stoke

Cheat once.... you'll cheat again.

Originally Posted by SilverTalon

Women say this to me so often...it must be true!

Obviously its in reference to when you switch from your right hand to your left.....

[SilverTalon]

Originally Posted by Stoke

Obviously its in reference to when you switch from your right hand to your left.....

I would NEVER! Mainly because my left hand is completely uncoordinated at even the most basic tasks. It's like asking Stoke to do anything useful on an instance run! Sure, it might happen, but largely out of sheer luck than of any attributable effort. You know...the way the Carolina Panthers win all their games?

That's right...I've tied your hometown team into masturbation (and put ATF on a whole new Google index) since everyone knows the only way the Panthers beat anyone is under those circumstances. OOOOOO!

[Stoke]

Originally Posted by SilverTalon

Mainly because my left hand is completely uncoordinated at even the most basic tasks.

I'd have to disagree mainly due the large amount of time you spent honing your gaming skills.... that requires better than average use of the off hand. I'd say your argument is null and void.

Originally Posted by SilverTalon

asking Stoke to do anything useful on an instance run...

I'd say your chances of ever receiving another healthstone or summons from me is also null and void.

Originally Posted by SilverTalon

I've tied your hometown team into masturbation.....

Nothing new here as we all know the Kittys season usually degrades into a big circle-jerk anyway.

[SilverTalon]

my left hand handles WASD and maybe the 1-5 keys....my right hand handles 5 through =, the shift of those, the [.],\ and ' keys and the number pad.

So 9 vs....24? I think it's clear which one is the superior hand...by almost a treble factor.

I mean, that'd be like settling for a Stoke-class mage when we could have a Baller-class one! You just wouldn't do it!