Ok, so I had to buy a new Van....

Ashaman · 06-15-2003, 01:36 PM

ROFL @ Stang.

I've been learning those "hints" and stuff. There are a few looks that seem to be universal to all women.

I'll admit to selective listening too.

Oh and can't forget the selective memory, selective thinking-before-speaking, and my ability to open-mouth-insert-foot-till-you-gag.

Glad I'm not married!

You have to admit that other than the whole homo-sex thing (which I'm not into), being gay would not be bad:

*Two guys watching a game...*

"Hey, it's half-time. Wanna have sex?"
"Yep."

*Five minutes later...*
"That was good. I'm getting a beer. Want one?"
"Sure."

06-15-2003, 01:36 PM	#34
Ashaman Alliance Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 350	ROFL @ Stang. I've been learning those "hints" and stuff. There are a few looks that seem to be universal to all women. I'll admit to selective listening too. Oh and can't forget the selective memory, selective thinking-before-speaking, and my ability to open-mouth-insert-foot-till-you-gag. Glad I'm not married! You have to admit that other than the whole homo-sex thing (which I'm not into), being gay would not be bad: Two guys watching a game... "Hey, it's half-time. Wanna have sex?" "Yep." Five minutes later... "That was good. I'm getting a beer. Want one?" "Sure."