I am a Reaver pilot

IamRascal · 07-02-2003, 08:47 AM

There are many reavers like it, but this one is mine.

My Radar sucks, but I'm ok with that now.

Ammo is not expendable, 250 shots is never enough, and the trunk is just slightly to small to carry sufficient ammo so it shall be carried on your person at all times, all we gotta do is stip off the 2 boxes to the right and weld them onto the bottom, but Dr. Moopface will kill us with that new pulsar thing if we don't watchout.

If you should survive long enough to reload I hope you also remembered to bring a repair gun with you. Oh..... ya that means you have to make an extra trip to the supply console after you get your reaver.

What? you expect them to come ready to fly.

But wait a second, that's right, you forgot to lock your reaver,as some aol 12 year old escapes in your baby.

, so now you have to wait for your cooldown time to get a new one, but you have your repair gun now

Ok, so maybe there are a lot like it, and maybe it's general property, but..but... stay with me for a second.

Ok, you've got your Reaver, that is like many others, but now it smells like you so we'll call that a marking for now.

So you've got some good straffing runs going, and then the dreaded feared evil yellow and blue satan spawn emerges from the tower with his AA Max it glares at you winks and then starts firing....it doesn't stop it's relentless, and no matter how many rockets you fire at it, it won't die until in desperation you crash your beautifull (well it was till it got shot up by satans child) reaver into the mulling hulk only to your dismay that it is still alive.

You hack the door and run upstairs only to find that some damn cloaker beat you to the kill and lit his arse up like a christmas tree with those multicolored lights in a earily repetitive pattern, you draw your weapond and point it at the damn light bending bastard, regain your composure put it away and remember you'll get him someday, someday he will be yours, and the AA will die, oh... it will die.

My Name is Rascal2, and I'm a reaver pilot, this is my story.
Just one of the many jobs in an empire of 1.

insaneferret · 07-02-2003, 09:32 AM

nice stuff, empire of one though, thats the NC with the jackhammers: we're the empire of zerg,

just wait till we get the repair/rearm pads, reavers will become unbearable then

Spinning Hat · 07-02-2003, 09:41 AM

nO kidding... I hope they take a little bit to repair/rearm, or else they'll be unstoppable.

IamRascal · 07-02-2003, 09:55 AM

we would never swarm a suspecting target it's the unsuspecting one's we like to nail from behind with a swarm of rockets

ya if it weren't for the whole damage thing reavers would own.

DAKOTA · 07-02-2003, 11:22 AM

oh just imagine the tank squad runnign around with a base ot operate out of

07-02-2003, 08:47 AM	#1
IamRascal Sqaud Leader Driver Bitch PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 42 Posts: 65 Xbox Live Leaderboard: 12^th	I am a Reaver pilot There are many reavers like it, but this one is mine. My Radar sucks, but I'm ok with that now. Ammo is not expendable, 250 shots is never enough, and the trunk is just slightly to small to carry sufficient ammo so it shall be carried on your person at all times, all we gotta do is stip off the 2 boxes to the right and weld them onto the bottom, but Dr. Moopface will kill us with that new pulsar thing if we don't watchout. If you should survive long enough to reload I hope you also remembered to bring a repair gun with you. Oh..... ya that means you have to make an extra trip to the supply console after you get your reaver. What? you expect them to come ready to fly. But wait a second, that's right, you forgot to lock your reaver,as some aol 12 year old escapes in your baby. , so now you have to wait for your cooldown time to get a new one, but you have your repair gun now Ok, so maybe there are a lot like it, and maybe it's general property, but..but... stay with me for a second. Ok, you've got your Reaver, that is like many others, but now it smells like you so we'll call that a marking for now. So you've got some good straffing runs going, and then the dreaded feared evil yellow and blue satan spawn emerges from the tower with his AA Max it glares at you winks and then starts firing....it doesn't stop it's relentless, and no matter how many rockets you fire at it, it won't die until in desperation you crash your beautifull (well it was till it got shot up by satans child) reaver into the mulling hulk only to your dismay that it is still alive. You hack the door and run upstairs only to find that some damn cloaker beat you to the kill and lit his arse up like a christmas tree with those multicolored lights in a earily repetitive pattern, you draw your weapond and point it at the damn light bending bastard, regain your composure put it away and remember you'll get him someday, someday he will be yours, and the AA will die, oh... it will die. My Name is Rascal2, and I'm a reaver pilot, this is my story. Just one of the many jobs in an empire of 1. __________________ <img src="http://lordsofsteel.net/image_upload/my_sig.jpg">

07-02-2003, 09:32 AM	#2
insaneferret Registered User PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston TX Age: 41 Posts: 220	nice stuff, empire of one though, thats the NC with the jackhammers: we're the empire of zerg, just wait till we get the repair/rearm pads, reavers will become unbearable then __________________

07-02-2003, 09:41 AM	#3
Spinning Hat XMEN - CO PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Minneapolis, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 2,570 Xbox Live Leaderboard: 15^th WoW Characters	nO kidding... I hope they take a little bit to repair/rearm, or else they'll be unstoppable.

07-02-2003, 09:55 AM	#4
IamRascal Sqaud Leader Driver Bitch PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 42 Posts: 65 Xbox Live Leaderboard: 12^th	we would never swarm a suspecting target it's the unsuspecting one's we like to nail from behind with a swarm of rockets ya if it weren't for the whole damage thing reavers would own.

07-02-2003, 11:22 AM	#5
DAKOTA Officer PlanetSide Characters Join Date: May 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 350	oh just imagine the tank squad runnign around with a base ot operate out of