inside the vanu labs - Page 2

Ghryphen · 07-03-2003, 12:09 PM

Hehe, anyone know the authors name?

IamRascal · 07-03-2003, 12:40 PM

The Gryphon.....is dead

Elemento · 07-03-2003, 08:48 PM

How does my commonly used screen name get to be the doctor?
At least it's some honor. ROFL
Thanks Gryphon.

LoS_LadyC · 07-04-2003, 01:12 PM

Hehehe Gryph, you got me! I saw my name in that, and without reading it I told Coach I was a character in a satire. Once I began to read it I figured it out.

Sooooo coooooooool dooood!

I bow to da master Gryphon.

Torque · 07-04-2003, 08:44 PM

Infamy. Yep, that's what it is, infamy.

insaneferret · 07-04-2003, 09:38 PM

lol @ Dr. insaneferret wish i could take credit but the guy who wrote was called gamerguru on official forums, read the first sentence i wrote, gotta change steve to skeez or something lol

insaneferret · 07-08-2003, 06:31 PM

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posted 07-08-2003 03:02 PM user search report post
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Dr. Limmy entered the Lab so see Dr. Moopface diligently polishing off the new Lasher. It didn't LOOK all that different, but Dr. Moopface had promised a sweeping change, and Dr. Limmy was understandably excited to hear it.
"So, Dr. Moopface, how's the new gun?"

"Dr. Limmy, I have outdone even myself. the troops asked, and thus, I have given them."

"Excellent, do tell."

Dr. Moopface waved a finger. "Oh, no. You're a bright man, Dr. Limmy. I'm willing to bet you can guess."

Dr. Limmy had a seat, rubbing his chin. "Alright, lets see... the troops were asking for... hmm... oh! Faster orbs!"

Dr. Moopface shook his head, and Dr. Limmy sunk a little. "A bit too much to ask, I suppose."

"You can't expect RAW, UNTAMED POWER to travel too fast, can you?"

"When you show me raw, untamed power, I'll believe it. Ok, lets see... more damage? That one seems obvious."

"Nope, try again."

"Bigger clip?"

"Nope."

"... better lashing?"

"Sorry, the flux translationer isn't meant for that kind of tweaking."

Dr. Limmy threw up his arms. "Alright! I give up. What, in all your wisdom, Dr. Moopface, have you done to our Lasher?"

"A higher rate of fire!"

Silence permeated the room. Dr. Limmy got up and walked calmly over to Dr. Moopface, who stood, grinning proudly. Dr. Limmy looked at the lasher, and gently took it from Dr. Moopface's hands. He studied it, ran his hand down it, tested the weight, and nodded approvingly.

And then he beamed Dr. Moopface over the head with it.

"Well, it makes a good kudgel..."

((End of story))

Higher rate of fire? Goody. More orbs to dodge, AND the clip drains faster. SWEET. I think that actually makes it MORE INEFFECTUAL at outdoor fighting.

Whoo, I say. Dr. Moopface strikes again.

07-03-2003, 12:09 PM	#16
Ghryphen Officer PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: WA, USA Posts: 4,733 WoW Characters	Hehe, anyone know the authors name? __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

07-03-2003, 12:40 PM	#17
IamRascal Sqaud Leader Driver Bitch PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 42 Posts: 65 Xbox Live Leaderboard: 12^th	The Gryphon.....is dead __________________ <img src="http://lordsofsteel.net/image_upload/my_sig.jpg">

07-03-2003, 08:48 PM	#18
Elemento Registered User PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 71 Posts: 27	How does my commonly used screen name get to be the doctor? At least it's some honor. ROFL Thanks Gryphon. __________________

07-04-2003, 01:12 PM	#19
LoS_LadyC Registered User PlanetSide Characters Join Date: May 2003 Location: California Posts: 14	Hehehe Gryph, you got me! I saw my name in that, and without reading it I told Coach I was a character in a satire. Once I began to read it I figured it out. Sooooo coooooooool dooood! I bow to da master Gryphon. __________________

07-04-2003, 09:38 PM	#21
insaneferret Registered User PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston TX Age: 41 Posts: 220	lol @ Dr. insaneferret wish i could take credit but the guy who wrote was called gamerguru on official forums, read the first sentence i wrote, gotta change steve to skeez or something lol __________________

07-04-2003, 08:44 PM	#20
Torque Registered User PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Houston (Clear Lake) Texas Posts: 166	Infamy. Yep, that's what it is, infamy.

07-08-2003, 06:31 PM	#22
insaneferret Registered User PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston TX Age: 41 Posts: 220	GamerGuru PlanetSide Member posted 07-08-2003 03:02 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Limmy entered the Lab so see Dr. Moopface diligently polishing off the new Lasher. It didn't LOOK all that different, but Dr. Moopface had promised a sweeping change, and Dr. Limmy was understandably excited to hear it. "So, Dr. Moopface, how's the new gun?" "Dr. Limmy, I have outdone even myself. the troops asked, and thus, I have given them." "Excellent, do tell." Dr. Moopface waved a finger. "Oh, no. You're a bright man, Dr. Limmy. I'm willing to bet you can guess." Dr. Limmy had a seat, rubbing his chin. "Alright, lets see... the troops were asking for... hmm... oh! Faster orbs!" Dr. Moopface shook his head, and Dr. Limmy sunk a little. "A bit too much to ask, I suppose." "You can't expect RAW, UNTAMED POWER to travel too fast, can you?" "When you show me raw, untamed power, I'll believe it. Ok, lets see... more damage? That one seems obvious." "Nope, try again." "Bigger clip?" "Nope." "... better lashing?" "Sorry, the flux translationer isn't meant for that kind of tweaking." Dr. Limmy threw up his arms. "Alright! I give up. What, in all your wisdom, Dr. Moopface, have you done to our Lasher?" "A higher rate of fire!" Silence permeated the room. Dr. Limmy got up and walked calmly over to Dr. Moopface, who stood, grinning proudly. Dr. Limmy looked at the lasher, and gently took it from Dr. Moopface's hands. He studied it, ran his hand down it, tested the weight, and nodded approvingly. And then he beamed Dr. Moopface over the head with it. "Well, it makes a good kudgel..." ((End of story)) Higher rate of fire? Goody. More orbs to dodge, AND the clip drains faster. SWEET. I think that actually makes it MORE INEFFECTUAL at outdoor fighting. Whoo, I say. Dr. Moopface strikes again.