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Old 10-21-2008, 10:50 AM   #1
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Laffy Taffy Jokes

When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:18 AM   #2
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes

How do small children travel?
In mini vans.

What has hands, but cannot clap?
Clocks.

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Old 10-21-2008, 11:29 AM   #3
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes

Who is a healer but does not heal?

Cannonball.
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:26 PM   #4
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Old 10-22-2008, 06:53 AM   #5
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes

Where do two bunnies go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon.

Why did the orange use suntan oil?
Because he started to peel.

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Old 10-22-2008, 10:06 AM   #6
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes

What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?
A cauliflower.

What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse.

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Old 10-22-2008, 10:19 AM   #7
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes

"Hey Billy, whatcha doin'?"

Rakin' corn...

"Corn? Where'd you get that?"

The last joke...
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:51 AM   #8
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes

Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Beacsue he couldn't lift his trunk.

How do sheep get clean?
They take a baa-aa-aa-th.

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Old 10-23-2008, 08:05 AM   #9
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes

How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.

what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental

Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog

What did the art dealer say when a man asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you.

what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore

What falls down but never gets hurt? -- snow
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes

What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
I'm the wiener!

Why did the spider log on to the computer?
He wanted to go to his web-site.
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Old 10-24-2008, 10:39 AM   #11
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What is green and pecks on a tree?
Woody wood pickle.

What makes music on your head?
A head band.
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Did you get the costco size Laffy Taffy?
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Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
On honor rolls.

What is a cat's favorite thing to read?
A catalog.
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