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10-21-2008, 10:50 AM
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Laffy Taffy Jokes
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients. 
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10-21-2008, 11:18 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
How do small children travel?
In mini vans. What has hands, but cannot clap? Clocks.
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10-21-2008, 11:29 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
Who is a healer but does not heal?
Cannonball. |
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10-21-2008, 04:26 PM
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10-22-2008, 06:53 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
Where do two bunnies go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon. Why did the orange use suntan oil? Because he started to peel.
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10-22-2008, 10:06 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?
A cauliflower. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.
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10-22-2008, 10:19 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
"Hey Billy, whatcha doin'?"
Rakin' corn... "Corn? Where'd you get that?" The last joke...
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10-23-2008, 06:51 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Beacsue he couldn't lift his trunk. How do sheep get clean? They take a baa-aa-aa-th.
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10-23-2008, 08:05 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.
what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum. What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog What did the art dealer say when a man asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you. what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore What falls down but never gets hurt? -- snow |
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10-24-2008, 07:24 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
I'm the wiener! Why did the spider log on to the computer? He wanted to go to his web-site.
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10-24-2008, 10:39 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
What is green and pecks on a tree?
Woody wood pickle. What makes music on your head? A head band.
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10-24-2008, 05:17 PM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
Did you get the costco size Laffy Taffy?
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10-27-2008, 10:11 AM
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Re: Laffy Taffy Jokes
Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
On honor rolls. What is a cat's favorite thing to read? A catalog.
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