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01-03-2006, 10:12 AM | #1 | |
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[Virus] Asian Bird Flu Mutuation #609.78
News lately has been rampant of asian bird flu stories and of it running wild in eastern China/Vietnam. Notably we've seen pictures of mass quantities of chickens being killed. This is being done even though:
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I myself have been rather sick lately with what I have come to believe is a mutated form of the Asian Bird Flu since I seem to have picked it up from our asian friend, Rob. I recommend capture and scientific study involving autopsy and mass probings. First Thoughts: While the virus was infiltrating my red blood cells I happened to notice a slight scratching at the back of my throat. Thinking this was all the fault of Nizuttz making the air too dry I blamed it on him and went about my daily routine. Later on I found the joy of Sudafed Cold and Cough which did a good job masking these early symptoms. Combining the Sudafed with alcohol also seemed to have encouraging affects. As the Asian bird flu continued on I started feeling much like this guy: Pros: You get to stay home from work and have a significant other take care of you. If you don't have a significant other you can get one from here. Cons: You feel like shit all the time and the doctor can't give you anything to help with it since its viral. Your face feels like you've just been punched several times continuously. Final Thought: I wouldn't really recommend getting this.
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