01-03-2006, 06:03 AM | #1 |
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Alliance's response to Shamans
After over a year of being forced to tolerate the Shaman, the Alliance received news that they will be dominating the Horde upon release of the expansion. Recently leaked of the Chinese expansion page (see attached) reveals the plans for the new Alliance race.
Already thousands of Horde have cancelled their subscriptions and Goon Squad (among other Horde guilds) is reportedly hiding under the scum-encrusted rock that they initially crawled out from under. Celebrations to be held in 2010, when Blizzard finally releases the expansion (going by current content release rates). |
01-03-2006, 06:56 AM | #2 |
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FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS! lol
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01-03-2006, 07:07 AM | #3 |
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I know I plan on rolling a Chuck Norris rogue...
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01-03-2006, 07:10 AM | #4 |
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My new Chuck Norris priest won't have to heal. I just have to logon to the server and everyone stays at full health all the time.
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01-03-2006, 11:02 AM | #6 |
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All will be well, to compensate they are giving the Horde the "Jean-Claude Vandamm" class. Yes, the alliance shall reign supreme
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01-03-2006, 01:54 PM | #7 |
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Finally! A use for fist weapons!!! Oh wait, Chuck Norris will need no such thing. The sight of his beard will make the horde weep.
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01-03-2006, 03:36 PM | #8 |
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So will the Vin Disel character have a nice ricer to ride around in?
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01-03-2006, 07:48 PM | #9 |
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The Chuck Norris racial is "Roundhouse Kick to the Face." This will also be the only race that can solo BWL.
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01-04-2006, 11:00 AM | #10 |
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The writing looks Korean...
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01-04-2006, 09:48 PM | #11 |
King of the Horny Ferrets
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That is because it is. China, Korea, Japan... its all Asia to me.
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01-05-2006, 09:32 AM | #12 |
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Did you know that the Chinese developed their writing system based of the cracks in bones (they believed said cracks in said bones told the future)?
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01-05-2006, 02:22 PM | #13 |
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lmao Hella funny
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