Alliance's response to Shamans

SilverTalon · 01-03-2006, 06:03 AM

After over a year of being forced to tolerate the Shaman, the Alliance received news that they will be dominating the Horde upon release of the expansion. Recently leaked of the Chinese expansion page (see attached) reveals the plans for the new Alliance race.

Already thousands of Horde have cancelled their subscriptions and Goon Squad (among other Horde guilds) is reportedly hiding under the scum-encrusted rock that they initially crawled out from under. Celebrations to be held in 2010, when Blizzard finally releases the expansion (going by current content release rates).

Nizuttz · 01-03-2006, 06:56 AM

FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS! lol

SilverTalon · 01-03-2006, 07:07 AM

I know I plan on rolling a Chuck Norris rogue...

CannonBall · 01-03-2006, 07:10 AM

My new Chuck Norris priest won't have to heal. I just have to logon to the server and everyone stays at full health all the time.

MagnoliaFly · 01-03-2006, 09:41 AM

LOL. I plan on having a female Vin Diesel druid. Complete with bewbs.

RagingSamster · 01-03-2006, 11:02 AM

All will be well, to compensate they are giving the Horde the "Jean-Claude Vandamm" class. Yes, the alliance shall reign supreme

Belenos · 01-03-2006, 01:54 PM

Finally! A use for fist weapons!!! Oh wait, Chuck Norris will need no such thing. The sight of his beard will make the horde weep.

Grunt · 01-03-2006, 03:36 PM

So will the Vin Disel character have a nice ricer to ride around in?

Ardamir · 01-03-2006, 07:48 PM

The Chuck Norris racial is "Roundhouse Kick to the Face." This will also be the only race that can solo BWL.

Ardamir · 01-04-2006, 11:00 AM

The writing looks Korean...

Belenos · 01-04-2006, 09:48 PM

That is because it is. China, Korea, Japan... its all Asia to me.

Ardamir · 01-05-2006, 09:32 AM

Did you know that the Chinese developed their writing system based of the cracks in bones (they believed said cracks in said bones told the future)?

glear · 01-05-2006, 02:22 PM

lmao Hella funny

01-03-2006, 06:03 AM	#1
SilverTalon Magniloquent PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a van, down by the river Age: 43 Posts: 3,361 Xbox Live Leaderboard: 16^th WoW Characters	Alliance's response to Shamans After over a year of being forced to tolerate the Shaman, the Alliance received news that they will be dominating the Horde upon release of the expansion. Recently leaked of the Chinese expansion page (see attached) reveals the plans for the new Alliance race. Already thousands of Horde have cancelled their subscriptions and Goon Squad (among other Horde guilds) is reportedly hiding under the scum-encrusted rock that they initially crawled out from under. Celebrations to be held in 2010, when Blizzard finally releases the expansion (going by current content release rates). Attached Thumbnails __________________ "But there's no sense crying over every mistake, You just keep on trying till you run out of cake"

01-03-2006, 06:56 AM	#2
Nizuttz t3h suck Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 44 Posts: 1,659 WoW Characters	FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS! lol __________________ In every city, there are fools to pity -Mr. T

01-03-2006, 07:10 AM	#4
CannonBall Celebrated Pooper PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hoover, AL Age: 51 Posts: 1,294 Xbox Live Leaderboard: 8^th WoW Characters	My new Chuck Norris priest won't have to heal. I just have to logon to the server and everyone stays at full health all the time. __________________ Cannonball - All Hail The Alliance "We are all friends here, let's not point fingers!"

01-03-2006, 09:41 AM	#5
MagnoliaFly Registered User PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Left Side of Hell Age: 40 Posts: 595 WoW Characters	LOL. I plan on having a female Vin Diesel druid. Complete with bewbs. __________________ My Blog

01-03-2006, 03:36 PM	#8
Grunt Officer PlanetSide Characters Join Date: May 2003 Location: Washington,DC Age: 48 Posts: 775 WoW Characters	So will the Vin Disel character have a nice ricer to ride around in? __________________

01-03-2006, 07:07 AM	#3
SilverTalon Magniloquent PlanetSide Characters Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a van, down by the river Age: 43 Posts: 3,361 Xbox Live Leaderboard: 16^th WoW Characters	I know I plan on rolling a Chuck Norris rogue...

01-03-2006, 11:02 AM	#6
RagingSamster Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Age: 59 Posts: 908	All will be well, to compensate they are giving the Horde the "Jean-Claude Vandamm" class. Yes, the alliance shall reign supreme

01-03-2006, 01:54 PM	#7
Belenos King of the Horny Ferrets Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Age: 42 Posts: 378 WoW Characters	Finally! A use for fist weapons!!! Oh wait, Chuck Norris will need no such thing. The sight of his beard will make the horde weep.

01-03-2006, 07:48 PM	#9
Ardamir Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 1,112	The Chuck Norris racial is "Roundhouse Kick to the Face." This will also be the only race that can solo BWL. __________________

01-04-2006, 11:00 AM	#10
Ardamir Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 1,112	The writing looks Korean...

01-04-2006, 09:48 PM	#11
Belenos King of the Horny Ferrets Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Age: 42 Posts: 378 WoW Characters	That is because it is. China, Korea, Japan... its all Asia to me.

01-05-2006, 09:32 AM	#12
Ardamir Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 1,112	Did you know that the Chinese developed their writing system based of the cracks in bones (they believed said cracks in said bones told the future)?

01-05-2006, 02:22 PM	#13
glear Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 43 WoW Characters	lmao Hella funny